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vomit-s183: graham norton last night was so good!!

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:35:44 -0600

vomit-s183:

graham norton last night was so good!!

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Sat, 25 May 2013 08:34:07 -0600

spacetwinks: highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:33:48 -0600

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:33:11 -0600

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:33:03 -0600

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

arc-anum: All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:32:49 -0600

arc-anum:

All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd wheel or something.

ohnovak: whales-gather-here: teashoesandhair: ellathemagicdragon: letsgetbloggin: loveisharmony:...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:32:18 -0600

ohnovak:

whales-gather-here:

teashoesandhair:

ellathemagicdragon:

letsgetbloggin:

loveisharmony:

afuckinglesbian:

catswithbenefits:

scraggay:

ohnovak:

cookie dough ice cream more like ew why

unfollowed

blocked

reported

Arrested

beheaded

burned at the stake

ashes scattered to the wind

Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough

????? jeus fuckign christ

olympains: maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:31:59 -0600

olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

squeakyfangirl: dftbhailey-42: rainyohead: dftbhailey-42: rainyohead: morrissarty: meladoodle: ...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:31:52 -0600

squeakyfangirl:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius

how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?

maybe you could push them up?

How do you push them back down?

A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?

Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.

invisiblechickens: read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:31:18 -0600

invisiblechickens:

read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it, crack the spine, fold the pages. reading is meant to be a joy, and you should be able to read the words. love the book and it will love you back. if some ass is giving you shit by telling you not to fold the book over when reading, hit them in the face with that book.

flirtykurty: OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:30:41 -0600

flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK”

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

accio-firewhiskey: my life is one obsession after another #i can actually categorize my life into...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:30:11 -0600

accio-firewhiskey:

my life is one obsession after another

#i can actually categorize my life into phases of fandom

amoying: penguinize: amoying: penguinize: 16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:29:21 -0600

amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

circletines: my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:29:10 -0600

circletines:

my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard

deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:28:55 -0600

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

How to Write an Essay

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:28:46 -0600

step 1: open Microsoft word
step 2: cry

peanutbuttarunna: a-fucking-creeper: mareeps: they should have made specialty ice cream flavors...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:28:28 -0600

peanutbuttarunna:

a-fucking-creeper:

mareeps:

they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

mint romney and obamanana split

i’m 500% done with this site

barackyroad

kanyewesticle: the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:28:15 -0600

kanyewesticle:

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

deadlysick: From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:28:03 -0600

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

hitlersbreastmilk: where does wind even come from?????

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:27:53 -0600

hitlersbreastmilk:

where does wind even come from?????