piratescarfy:

toxeh:

vondell-swain:

vaporheart:

hospitalvespers:

holy shit

IT’S BACK. MY FAVORITE VIDEO

SINGING DO WA DIDDY DIDDY DUM DITTY DO!

HELLO AGAIN SATAN FISH

(via homosexualvelociraptor)

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starcevic:

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

this is important to me

(via penis-hilton)

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  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

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banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular

(via virtualbully)

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(Source: satanworship, via penis-hilton)

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theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

(Source: ed-is-the-colour, via rick-wrong)


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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

puppyclub:

heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

i live for this post

(via tatian4)


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daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

(Source: dave-youfool, via karebear-kara)


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werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

chrisbrinleejr:

Took Finch on her first camping trip for my birthday this weekend.

(via thatweasleygirl)


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spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via mistressellariasand)


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